ArmorAll and other liquids that are squeezed...

Last Thursday I left for Georgia/ Tennessee to see my Mom and other family members. I thought I would have something good to write about my trip. I don't recall anything but maybe it's because I've been so sleepy and getting caught up on all the rest I missed out on remembering that good tid bit. I stayed up late catching up on everything and got woke up at the crack of dawn by Gabriel. I had to be extra aware because I was staying with my cousin who just bought a beautiful new home and I didn't want Gabriel leaving his so called mark. I got to see my cousin David and his family too. Lucie Bug even came by. It was pretty uneventful until Saturday night when we were grilling out and Amy noticed my dog Patch peeing every 30 seconds. She had a discharge and I will refrain from describing it since this is a PG blog. We end up taking Patch to an emergency vet 30 minutes away who informs us she has Vaginitis and that she needs a douche! They also charged me the same price that they are selling tickets for a price to the moon. So my visit consisted of keeping Gabriel under control, douching the dog and figuring out how I could afford a trip to the moon. Especially since the gas prices were so high that I basically had already paid for the gas for the rocket that would take me there! After getting back home and getting the children off to school the next day, Gabriel got a hold of the ARMORALL. I came walking into the kitchen and almost fell on my you know what (PG remember?). While up in Georgia I bought a small bottle of Armorall at Walmart to keep my dash clean in the car from all the times Gabriel spit on me on the drive up. Gabriel discovered it in a bag I had brought in and sprayed the floor really good with it. My cousin Amy called last night to make reservations to come skate on my kitchen floor. Don't worry, I tell her, no skates needed-JUST BRING YOUR SOCKS.
P.S. It's $50.00 bucks a person since I need to recoup the cost of douches, doctor bills and GAS... To veiw pictures from my Tennessee trip click on the above photo of ArmorAll.....................