Pranks and Poop

I was looking up something the other night about vomit because Matt was sick and threw-up. It seems the some of it got stuck in his nose and since my children have always been fairly healthy, I didn't know if this was normal. When I googled "vomit + Nose" I found this really cool website with all kinds of cool pranks. I saved it to my favorites and looked at it the next day. I ended up getting a few things but I can't share any of it with you because YOU MIGHT FALL VICTIM to one of them. I wish I had found this site when I was pulling a few on my cousin Eva's crazy boyfriend, Mark. He is one of those people that just begs to be pranked. At this Birthday party a couple of years ago he dumped water all over everyone. I am not talking about a cup either, we are talking 2 liters and coolers full. I ended up super gluing his shoes he left outside to the ground and putting Matt's TEENAGE MUTANT NINGA TURTLE slime in them. I also stuck a dirty diaper and a fish head under the seat of his car and vaseoline on his door handle. Mark said it was WORLD WAR III. But he is like most DEMOCRATS. All talk and no action. (I just can't wait to get all that hate mail on that...) Anyway, I can tell you one thing that I bought. A little pink pig, and when you squeezed him, fake poop came out his rear-end. Notice that "squeezed" is past-tense? Gabriel hid between the leather chair and sofa and "PICKED" the poop out of the pigs rear-end and told me, "Diaper". I really enjoyed my pig that pooped even if it was short lived. I needed some humor about poop when I am getting up at 6:30am to get KNOCKED in the face with the smell of poop. How much can little puppies poop? More than all the pigs that pooped in the house that Robbin lived. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!