Riding the SHORT BUS like his Dad...

Maybe I am slow too. I mean everything goes over my head. I remember being a freshman in high school and someone making the comment that they were going "to the getto to buy plants that Friday night". I thought that was stupid 'cause they had a plant nursery down the street... so you see I've always been a bit naive or slow, whatever you'd like to call it. If Charley Manson talked to me for any length of time he would probably have me convinced he really was a good guy.
And hey! Not to mention that Gabriel has Autism. He is VERY smart. He just lacks common sense and a control of his temper. So you see, it IS okay when I tell you that my Bartholomeu... He rides the "Short Bus". My dog Patch is a very smart girl but the daddy of the puppies is more like Goofy. Well GORSH! Buddy is so sweet. He doesn't pick fights... he's a lover, not a fighter. All the puppies took after Patch... except for Bartholomeu. He is buddy Jr. They have the same look in their eyes too. A look that TELLS you they are in the special class at school. I was telling Teresa (Buddy's Mom) about this the other day and she said, "Yeah, my Buddy rides the SHORT BUS." I had no idea what this meant but it sounded hilarious and I started laughing and then said, "what do you mean?" (told you I was slow to get the point) She told me, "well you know how school buses are long and then there are the short ones that take care of the special needs kids? Well Buddy rides the SHORT BUS".
Boy, I tell you... I learn something new everyday! I'm going to get on that short bus tomorrow and see what else I can find out...
Anyway... Lana says it is okay that Bartholomeu rides the SHORT BUS 'cause all good lookin guys are really dumb and Bartholomeu is HOT! So glad to have friends that set me straight 'cause that explains A LOT!