Kid for Sell

See this? THIS is my bathroom floor. Notice the shine? No, I didn't clean it till it shined. It's water.
Yesterday Matt and Gabriel made a tent in the dining room and my mother and I were about seven feet away, that's it. Not mom, me, Matthew or Katherine noticed when Gabriel walked out of the room. BUT HE DID. I don't know if he got super powers like Violet in "The Incredibles" and was able to become invisible or what... but he decided to go to the bathroom and "reappear" in the tub. He preceded to take off all his clothes, turn the water on and pour anywhere from ten to fifteen BIG-GULP (you know-from "7 Eleven"?) drink cups of water into the floor. He also had Comet cleaner and Katherine's zit cream in there with him. Didn't really find anything on the labels that said these two products would blow-up if you mixed them though... He also didn't PUFF out any Comet powder so most of the damage was cleaning up the mess.
FUN.
And ya-know he really seemed to be have a good ole' time- really hated to break-up his little party. He was jumping in the tub, laughing. Couldn't much blame him. I am sure the look on my face was something to see. So were my pant legs after cleaning up the mess because they had an inch or two of wet marks going up the leg after "wading" in the water "so to speak". That's one cool thing about this old house. You can't see it with the naked eye but there is a dip in the bathroom floor because of the wood floors, so all the water stayed in the bathroom floor. Just like in the kitchen when Bartholomew would pee. When I would go to clean it up, I would notice he peed in one spot but it would flow a little to the middle of the room.
Oh yeah, He also spit a Capri Sun Juice bag all over the wall and peed on the sofa. So now there is no cushion on the sofa and I am getting the covers dry cleaned.

Cute Kid! Curly brown hair. Brown eyes.
REALLY SMART (disclaimer- no common senses)
Acts like a puppy (likes to chew)
Great memory (resites movie parts, books ect...)
Sings, good eater.
DON'T LET OUT OF SITE
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