I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ME!
How could you? Just because I like to pour DOWNEY out by the bottle, harass the dogs, flood the bathroom floor, eat books, tear up furniture and scream to get my way doesn't mean I would mess up All THAT STUFF AT ONE TIME! Give me a break! I enjoy each thing I do. I get a personal SATISFACTION from seeing my mom trip out like she does! If I did everything at once, all sorts of bad things could happen... I could get really bored with nothing else to do, and I hate the corner and that's were I'd be for a LOONNNGGGG time and worst of all "they" might COMMIT my mom and I wouldn't get to see her cool reaction anymore. ANYWAY, I was too busy that day doing something else. Forget the bathroom, Katherine had left out her scissors that she uses to make bracelets with and I pretended to play BARBER-SHOP MAN and cut my hair off...
SEE?
Did you not notice the great cut I gave myself?
Any takers?
NEXT!
P.S Bartholomeu, our liberalist democrat dog is the one who messed up the bathroom. We found out just in time too as he was planning on blaming it on GEORGE W. BUSH! (If you don't understand this Blog, read the story below)
Thanks to Natasha & Billy Joe's emails for our ending!
posted by Rockin Robbin @ 6:22 PM
1 Comments:
Awwww!! Your son cut off all his beautiful curls? I am starting to think that Isis is Mexican or something... she keeps digging and trying to "cross the border" to get out of the yard. Once out, I SWEAR she snickers and points as we call for her, and chase her down the road. She will act like she is sniffing something, while watching us out of the corner of her eye. Once we get close enough to grab her, she BOLTS. I KNOW she is laughing as she runs away!!
We treat her like a Princess, but you would think we are mean to her, the way she takes off!!
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