Autism is really an overload of maleness

I have been doing some scientific research by way of observation. In conclusion, I have come to the realization that autism is an affliction of being TOO MALE. Ever heard someone say "You have way to much hair on your body, you must have stood in the hair line in Heaven 2 or 3 times" or something like that. Well autistic children have stood in the "male line" way too long. For instance, here are some MALE and AUTISTIC similarities:
1. In their own world
2. Hard headed
3. Not to concerned with hygiene
4. Everything has to be their way
5. Love of Television
6. Knows how to work all electronics in the house
7. Refuses to pick up after themselves
8. No Manners
9. Pick their noses
And number 10 is (drum roll please)
10. Never asks for directions or help!!!
My aunt told me one time that when a baby is in it's mother's belly that all boys are bathed in a bath of testosterone. This supposedly can cause slight brain damage. Which EXPLAINS a HECK of a lot! So I guess Gabriel didn't get the bath, he got the jacuzzi...
Do you see in this photo of Roger above holding Patch? He loves her. So please explain why he thought I was crazy last night because I am preparing for her babies. I am making sure Patch will be warm, clean, and comfortable. He says she can have these puppies without me. Sure she can, but why should she have to? I don't have my babies in the backyard with no help. Why should she? This is the same thing Roger and I went through when we were going to have Katherine. Roger said, "Real women don't need pain medicine to have a baby." I told him, "yeah? Well real men don't need pain medicine to have their teeth worked on or ripped out either. Next time Roger heads to the dentist... I'M scheduling his appointment. KnowwhatImeanvern.