NO ONIONS!

Not a lot going on this weekend. Roger, his brother Anthony, and his friend Paul went and did a big tree job together. I have fixed dinner for them about 3 times already in the past week. They eat quite a bit and since I've got children to put through college I told them to give me a tip tonight. Paul owes me the biggest tip because I doctored up the hamburgers with chopped onions and BBQ sauce. After I get outside and am putting them on the grill he says, " You put onions?, Oh I can't eat onions, I get indigestion! So instead of putting his hamburger in his face like a whip cream pie, I come back inside and PICKED every single piece of chopped onion out of ONE hamburger. Roger and Anthony had two hamburgers each. Paul got one hamburger and one hotdog. Then he has the nerve to tell me I would have ate it anyway...can I have another hamburger? He got a HOTDOG. DON'T PLAY WITH ME AND THE ONIONS, PAUL!