97% of the time...

Everyone always comments on how much the children look like Roger. They say he could not deny them. What's that supposed to mean? NO! THEIR NOT MINE! Would you be for real! He would never say that... He knows I would beat him with a bat...
Anyway, my usual response is, "Yeah, don't tell anyone 'cause it's an old family secret that some men in Roger's family actually give birth. Roger pushed out every one of his kids."
I just knew all our children would look like me. I have strong genes. I mean I look EXACTLY like my dad. Roger's genes are weak because he looks neither just like his mom nor his dad, he's more a mix of them. Don't you love how I come up with this scientific stuff? Maybe these strong genes skip a generation... I don't know, but last night Roger made the comment that Gabriel's hair looked just like his when he was little. THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!!! My Goodness! Can't I claim ONE THING!!! Gabriel has hair like me! I went digging thru pictures so I could blog about being RIGHT. "LOOK!" I would say, He has hair like ME! Your hair was straight!!! HA- ON YOU!
I hate to be wrong (which thankfully is only like 3% of the time) but when I saw this picture I felt a SLAP across my face.
Gabriel and Roger not only have the same hair, but the same FACE. That is a picture of Roger above! Matt thought it WAS Gabriel and wanted to know who the people in the picture with him were. YOUR Great-Grandmother, MATT- when she didn't have WHITE HAIR! Geesszzz!
Maybe Roger is autistic too...humm